almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE


insidiousmisandry:

justbeaking:

bryarly:

memegrandpa:

helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

I got 29/36

28/36

33/36. whoa.


i found my childhood journal and??? it was fucked up i was a fucked up kid


i have a bugbite on my eyelid. my EYELID




swedishglowingdildo:

give em de ol razzle dazzle

swedishglowingdildo:

give em de ol razzle dazzle


gothlolita:

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

(Source: charlottes)


charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.



peanut-butter-jellyfish:

hell yeah I made more

nordics

axis

allies

tomato gang (soooon) 


smartgirlsattheparty:

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

We’ve seen this happen wayyyy too often :(



(Source: komaedazzle)